Here is a conversation I had with a guy friend of mine tonight on facebook.... lol people crack me up. names have been changed/taken out and most curse words as well.. I was laughing so hard it was all I could do to type lol!
my friend: jenn boo-boo?
i'm kinda grossed out right now and freaked out too!
me: lol y?
my friend: MY HOMEGIRL'S MOTHER JUST SERIOUSLY HIT OM ME ON FACEBOOK CHAT,
me: rofl
my friend: THEN TOLD ME MY EYES HAS HER MESMERIZED
THEN SAID "I MIGHT NOT BE YOUR CUP OF TEA"
AND THEN PROCEEDED TO ASK ME WOULD I FUCK HER???
me: OMFG THATS HILARIOUS!
my friend: ALL THIS IS GOING ON WHILE JESS IS ASKING ME "BABY WHAT DO U WANT FOR DINNER"
??????
me: did you tell wifey?!
my friend: No i didn't tell wifey
me: lol would she not think it was funny?
my friend: should i tell the girl her moms tried me?
no wifey wouldn't think it was funny at all lmao
me: oh hecks yeah!
thats too bad. i think its hilarious!
im trying not to laugh so loud i wake j up!
my friend: i was like "is this really happening?"
me: lol
my friend: she's been married to my friend's father for 35 years
then u try the friend of your daughter since 5th grade?
me: stop you ar killin me
lol
my friend: so? you don't think she thinks i'm gonna tell her daughter? ...and they are sooooooooo close? this is just weird
me: hell i dont know that shit is crazy
my friend: weird? i wouldn't do her sober with bobby beck's d*ck!
me: maybe she was just messin with *you
me: maybe she was just messin with *you
my friend: i meant SINGLE with bobby... nah! she was dead ass serious dan a muuuuuuufu*ka!!
my friend: facebook is crazy as hell!!! lmao!!!
um?(grossed out) ANYWAYS, DETAILS ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND
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